You were this, I were that. One of our favorite music videos lately.
Now listen to the voice of reason.
I, ER, am going to be in Utah this weekend. Will you be hungry? I'm playing a wonderful gathering of hosts at Sundance on Friday night Jan 22. Let's go! Get tix here
and be sure to enter 'sundancevip' for $20 off. This party is a must.
Nexterday, (SATURDAY) I'll be down batting clean up, hitting the grand slams you've come to depend on in Provo's magical Velour tour headquarters. Come hither to confirm on Facebook
(and get the details you need). You'll be glad you're roused. I'll be glad you're round. Imagine Dragons couldn't make it, so we're the headliner - that means a lot of anticipation!
Go pluck a carrot.
In English (fffeeewww!!!)
Friday, Jan 22 - Park City, UTVooray Sundance Party with Can't Stop Won't Stop
and DJ Mike Relm
ER on @ 10:00 pm - tix here
(enter code 'sundancevip' - you need 'General Admission Guest List' or better)
Saturday, Jan 23 - Provo, UTVelour - 135 N University Avewith Can't Stop Won't Stop
, The Vibrant Sound
, and Trio of Hosts
8:00 pm - $7
Speckle the specifics. Send the hob nobs to the Grand Titons. Lace these lyrical tushes. Grab them from your gushes. Keep yourself visible. Wear baggy, neon clothing. Smile a little. Speak and then spell. Steak and then hell. The cows are for the cowards, but leave the bees for me. Free the knees. See the peas. Smother your smoochers with sweet smarts. Lay down the Frito Lays. Break open the jaw breakers. Rake in some sense.
Congratulations, you're in love!
Kinda sucks, though.
What a wide mouthed wonder. What a tethered sunder. Pret a manger my face with scrapbook scissors. Cut out heart holes with those punchers. I want everyone to reminisce about their old love when they look at me.
This is Aaron, saying greetings from the Map Room. Hope all o y'all are delightful. See you at the Joint tomorrow night.