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Flatulina
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My CD is the perfect gag Christmas gift for your jerk brother.
posted 18 days ago
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Flatulina is the inventor of flatomusic... music created with bubbles. Enjoy the effervescent sound of flatulence and singing fish over lush orchestral music beds to give your holiday season a boost.

"Flatulina's Fabulous Holiday Spectacular" is available on Amazon.com and Flatulina.com.
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We Wish You A Merry Ch... covered by Flatulina
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Jingle Bells covered by Flatulina
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UtterlyBGroovy (level 10) wrote:
at 01 Dec 08 02:53pm
... and for my latest release ...

;-)

UBG
Flatulina wrote:
at 12 Nov 08 12:45pm
Message to Faidley 1: Faidley, darling, I know I've hurt you deeply by scorning your advances. Please try to be a little more dignified in how you recover, dear. You're making yourself look a little foolish and investing far too much time in lashing out. I just don't like you like that.
Flatulina wrote:
at 12 Nov 08 12:44pm
Message to Faidley 2: Perhaps it's the way the tiny little whiteheads peek out from the peach fuzz on your upper lip. Perhaps it’s the suffocating urine smell left behind on your computer chair when you finally do rouse up from your seat.
Flatulina wrote:
at 12 Nov 08 12:44pm
Message to Faidley 3: Or maybe it's the way you allow your dog to give you a lick bath every morning while you stand on your front porch with your bath robe agape, to the horror of the little children on their way to school.
Flatulina wrote:
at 12 Nov 08 12:44pm
Message to Faidley 4: The fact that you still live with your parents and haven't been able to hold down a job other than your paper route for the last 10 years may be another factor. Seriously, darling, you need to let it go. Let ME go. Move on, please. You're only hurting yourself by trying to hurt me.
7yl4r (level 11) wrote:
at 16 Oct 08 11:08am
Seriously?
brandthedog (level 9) wrote:
at 10 Oct 08 09:56am
Outstanding! But I'm not bumping it.
dir (level 15) wrote:
at 09 Oct 08 06:49pm
this is pure unadulterated genius
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