A long time ago and now too, there is a place that makes jello. This place is on the moon. The people are made of jello and so are their pets. Their hair is made of whipped cream, their transportation is made of a soft gooze, their food is made of ice cream, and the ground is made of cheese.

Every now and then there would be a moonquake. They wanted to know what was causing this. They went to where the moonquake was the strongest and started digging. It took a long time to dig but they finally found all this colorful stuff. This stuff was what was causing the moonquakes. When the ground ... (+) expand

A long time ago and now too, there is a place that makes jello. This place is on the moon. The people are made of jello and so are their pets. Their hair is made of whipped cream, their transportation is made of a soft gooze, their food is made of ice cream, and the ground is made of cheese.

Every now and then there would be a moonquake. They wanted to know what was causing this. They went to where the moonquake was the strongest and started digging. It took a long time to dig but they finally found all this colorful stuff. This stuff was what was causing the moonquakes. When the ground made more it shook. Later they found out it was the stuff they were made of. So then they named it jello, because it was like them. After they named it, they tasted it. They thought it tasted good. So they made a factory to get more. But one day some jello fell off of the planet. It landed on somebody's head on earth, he tasted it and made more. He also called it jello and said it was his idea. That is how jello came to this planet. Oh, and they also got Bill Cosby to do commercials for it. (-) collapse