Blind Boy Gumbo was born and raised in Plessey Woods about a mile from Bedlington,Northumberland by a pack of Wild Hunting Hedgehogs. They were the best guitar playing hedgehogs you have ever saw and passed down the secrets of rock'n'roll guitar down to Gumbo as if he was there own child. But one late sunday afternoon he was jammin with one of the chief hedgehogs "Honky-Hog" when they got into a dispute over a "G7 minor suspended 4th" Blind Boy Gumbo lost his head and raged back to his little hedgehog hole where he went on a rampage and attacked all of the Elder hedgehogs. There was Blood ,... (+) expand

Blind Boy Gumbo was born and raised in Plessey Woods about a mile from Bedlington,Northumberland by a pack of Wild Hunting Hedgehogs. They were the best guitar playing hedgehogs you have ever saw and passed down the secrets of rock'n'roll guitar down to Gumbo as if he was there own child. But one late sunday afternoon he was jammin with one of the chief hedgehogs "Honky-Hog" when they got into a dispute over a "G7 minor suspended 4th" Blind Boy Gumbo lost his head and raged back to his little hedgehog hole where he went on a rampage and attacked all of the Elder hedgehogs. There was Blood ,Guts and little spikes all over the place and when he was finished with them all he proceeded to roast their poor little bodys on a small rusty camping stove he pinched from a tramp and ate them all. He left the woods and never returned but some say he can be seen playing guitar in seedy local bars around the area, but swears never to let his hedgehog playing secrets out to the public. The rest is now history but he still likes to roast the odd hedgehog now and then for his tea (-) collapse