BRAINTOY IS:

- Riley O'Connor (Hits beautiful vintage things with other things to make loud noises at the expense of the hickory forests and diminishing the supply of world copper)

- Christian Anderson (Guitarded, bouts of philosophical anguish brought on by fetal alcohol syndrome, white trash extraordinaire)

- Devin Gasteiger (Brown Notes, Tinkly Winkly Analog Synthax and Organic Love Vibrations disguised as Ivory Thingamabobs, severe drinking problem combined with anarchonistic empathy)

- Tristan Green (Throat doctor, loin cloths, super hairy teats, face only a mother could love)