Colonel Panic is a 24-year-old guy from New Orleans, LA who occasionally has some free time. When he's not working at a building automation company as an application engineer, he reads Fark and about 100 different blogs every day, plays Wii, designs websites, photoshops pictures of local news anchors, and drinks and smokes. In between all of that, he attempts to write lyrics and "lay down phat beats." The result of his lack of rhythm and his being tone-deaf is some nerdcore-ish hip-hop that is sometimes entertaining to listen to.

That's about the short and skinny of it.