we may be from canada, but our hearts belong to the world.

false heroics enjoys: universal medicare, fake british accents, books on theology, macintosh computers, and the occasion snifter of micro-brew (except for mike: he's a teetotaller.)

- band members -

jared: saves people for a living, but plays bass and a bit of percussion when he's with us. connoisseur of tobacco and chest hair.

jon: drums like heck, fools around with keys and guitars and banjos and singing when we let him, and styles himself a high-brow professional photographer and sno... (+) expand

we may be from canada, but our hearts belong to the world.

false heroics enjoys: universal medicare, fake british accents, books on theology, macintosh computers, and the occasion snifter of micro-brew (except for mike: he's a teetotaller.)

- band members -

jared: saves people for a living, but plays bass and a bit of percussion when he's with us. connoisseur of tobacco and chest hair.

jon: drums like heck, fools around with keys and guitars and banjos and singing when we let him, and styles himself a high-brow professional photographer and snowboarder.

mike: was raised by music teachers who only listen to classical, so of course he craves raunchy guitar riffs. he tries to hide the fact he also has the singing voice of a castratti and a wonderful knack for clarinet. mike is finishing up his masters of divinity and can stucco your house.

adam: writes lyrics, sings and plays guitar and banjo. he grew up in bangladesh, ran for canadian parliament as a green party candidate, and designs websites and logos in an attempt to fund his adhd-driven penchant for activism and community projects.

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