Nessie & Her Beard are a pop music menagerie of exotic instruments and persons. A creature named Nessie, who may or may not be in possession of natural facial hair, acts as self-appointed curator of this ensemble. A truly deceitful bitch, she has refused to credit any of her collaborators, and is raking in the dough as we sleep. As morally deplorable as Nessie's tactics are, we love those groovy sounds she makes! A brief survey of the music reveals a fondness for feedback, percussion, and concrete sounds, but don't be surprised should you come across a wild Sousaphone or a man-eating Flex-a-Tone on your next listening adventure!