Nickolaus Mueller was born with a full grown beard in 1985 in Chicago, IL. He can cook and eat like a tornado, and enjoys funny pictures of cute animals. He has perfectly sculpted eyebrows, and perfectly sculpted muscular legs. He is unquestionably the master of trivia pertaining to—though not limited to—Futurama, Firefly, Scrubs, Star Wars, and 3 Fast 3 Furious. When he says ‘sick,’ he does not mean ‘sick’ in the cool way, like ‘dude’ or ‘cowabunga,’ and he really means it. He currently resides on the island of Singapore, reveling in the presence of many beautiful sun-kissed women.