“Hello everybody, this is God’s answer machine.
As you can see He is not at home.
So please leave a message at the sound of the tone.
Leave your name and number
If you want to be called back.”

Beep.

“Hi, it’s John here.
My wife died last year,
Her name is Johanna,
You must know her.
She’s always been pure
And I’m sure she’s at your side.
So, please, could you tell her
I still miss her?”

Beep.

“Hello everybody, this is God’s answer machine.
As you can see He is not at home.
So please leave a message at the sound of the tone.
Leave your name and number
If you want to be called back.”

Beep.

“Bonjour Dieu, je vais mourir
J’ai été bonne et la mort me désire.
Je souffre beaucoup mais ce que me fait le plus mal
C’est de savoir que tu n’existes pas.

Car si tu existais, tu n’aurais pas besoin
Du téléphone pur savoir que le monde
Souffre beaucoup et la Terre se désespère
Et pleure toujours.”

Beep.

“Hello everybody, this is God’s answer machine.
As you can see He is not at home.
So please leave a message at the sound of the tone.
Leave your name and number
If you want to be called back.”

Beep.

“Hello God, my name is Maureen
I am sixteen and I need a proof.
My email address is “maureen16@yahoo.com“
So send me an email
If you exist...”

Beep.

“Hello everybody, this is God’s answer machine.
As you can see He is not at home.
So please leave a message at the sound of the tone.
Leave your name and number
If you want to be called back.”

Beep.

“Salve Dio, questo è un addio...
Perché anche se credi
Che il mondo viva tutto ai tuoi piedi
C’è chi come me
Vive e vuol vivere senza di te.”

Beep.

“Hello everybody, this is God’s answer machine.
As you can see He is not at home.
So please leave a message at the sound of the tone
Leave your name and number
If you want to be called back.”

Beep.

“Hi God! You know what?
Music is my God!”

Beep.