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amiablecatastrophe

alternative and rock     11 listeners
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biography
thanks for the hearts fellow humans. they make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. like dysentery! oh, no wait, that's more like explody and slippery...anyways thanks!

Born the illegitimate child of a circus baboon and a gas powered hedge trimmer, Jason Catastrophe was destined to carve out some life in entertainment. After all, his haircut alone warranted chides and giggles. He tried being a clown but for some reason all of the children cried and soiled themselves at the sight of him. Then he tried being an actor. Unfortunately his decidedly extreme approach to method acting resulted in a short stint in prison when he was cast as a schizophrenic sociopath hell bent on world domination. After sustaining several concussions in a futile attempt to become the next Evel Knievel he made the only logical choice for one who had experienced extensive brain damage, he joined the military…ok actually he didn’t. He did the next logical thing, he became a musician. Not realizing that being tone deaf severely hindered his ability to compose music that actually sounded like music, he dedicated several years of his life to writing and recording music and giving it to anyone who wanted it. Obl... (+) expand
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