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We've decided to formally shutdown thesixtyone.com -- our servers will go offline at midnight, May 1st 2017.

Artist tipping and music purchases will be functional until then, so please spend any remaining credits by month's end. 
A final payment will be made to artists following the shutdown.

thesixtyone was our baby for most of our twenties. We're incredibly sorry we weren't able to keep things going in the 
right direction.


Thank you for being a part of it.


James Miao & Samuel Hsiung


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Tom Robinson just played our song 'Hilary' on BBC 6 Music. Brilliant!

You can listen to the show by visiting this page http://www.bbc.co.uk/6music/shows/tom_robinsons_introducing/ and following some links and things. It's the show dated 23rd August, we're on fairly early and you can listen back any time this week. If that's what you're into.

Good then

posted 7 years ago

At £3.95, damn. That is a whole lot of Jeyes Fluid. I could clean multiple things with that. I mean lots of things. So long as they were outdoors, I could clean them.


But I have some problems with Jeyes Fluid.


Firstly, what is it? Until I found this in a cupboard several weeks ago, I had never heard of Jeyes Fluid in my life. As we all know, I am a busy man. My priorities mainly steer away from cleaning things outdoors. If I left them outside in the first place, surely that means I don’t give a crap about them, right? Otherwise I would have brought them in?


But also, I know it’s a bad photo, but I’m fairly sure the picture on the top left of the tin says “Deodorises Drains”. Whoa now. Back up the Jesus Bus. That’s a different gravy right there. That’s not like cleaning some moip off a Barbecue or Patio Heater. That’s ‘deodorising’ something that supposed to be full of shit and smelly. Brian Eno once famously said after producing U2’s fifth studio album ‘Joshua Tree’

“You can’t polish a turd.”

Evidently Brian Eno hadn’t heard of Jeyes Fluid. If so that album wouldn’t have sucked so bad.


It gets worse. The picture on the top right of the tin says “Disinfects Patios” and shows an image of a dog on a patio. Insinuating that the patio is now clean enough for the dog to safely travel over without infection? Im not sure. What is clear to me is if I had spent actual time disinfecting a patio, (if that can actually be done), I certainly wouldn’t let the dog walk about on it afterwards. The dog would be miles away from the patio if anything. I’d probably be eating off the patio or something to drive the point home that it was disinfected.


The tin also claims the fluid “Clears Paths”. Also not true. People clear paths, with brooms. But that isn’t the worst claim. Oh no no. It gets far worse. The worst claim is in bold yellow text at the bottom of the tin. That’s right, at the bottom in the red strip. Now you see it? Yep, there it is. Jeyes fluid “Kills Bird Flu”. I repeat for emphasis, Jeyes Fluid can kill bird flu. Completely kills it. No worries. Kills it dead. Done.


How does Jeyes Fluid kill bird flu? And why didn’t anyone inform our government during that tough time? Do we drink it? Do we have to be outside when we drink it for it to work? Does it kill Swine flu too? It probably does considering it promises to polish turds and deodorise drains. If I rub Jeyes fluid into all birds in my garden, am I safe from all types of flu? What’s a hypotenuse?

So many questions, so few facts. As always in this scenario, I decided to check the ever knowledgeable and always factually correct, Wikipedia.com for the answers.


Wikipedia told me and I quote,


“Jeyes Fluid is a brand of disinfectant fluid made in Thetford, Norfolk, England. Its is for outdoor use only.”[sic]


I’m not sure if the sick in my mouth is because the lack of an apostrophe in the word It’s, or the fact that someone actually wrote ‘Its is’.

‘It’s’ fundamentally being a word created as a contraction of ‘It is’ or ‘It has’.


Don’t get me wrong, if the sentence had been possessive like,


“The Jeyes Fluid ate its dinner, twice.”


Then I would have been totally cool with it lacking an apostrophe. All in all I think the sick in my mouth is because Wikipedia was wrong about something. Wikipedia is never wrong. Never.


In conclusion, Jeyes Fluid is not only completely pointless, and possibly made up, it also meant U2 continued to make music after the Joshua Tree album. If that turd had been polished, maybe they would have thought they couldn’t have topped that record and called it a day. This is a shame.



posted 7 years ago

Our brand new single 'Hilary' came out on Monday 27th July, the same day we played Guildford with Dave House and Gavin Osborn. That was a good day. Thanks to everybody who has ordered a copy online, picked one up at a show, from Acorn Records, Yeovil or Banquet Records, Kingston. We really appreciate that support and the kind comments on our webpage.

If you've not got yourself one yet and you'd like to, you should do that quick, we only made 300 and people keep buying them! http://encyclopedia.bigcartel.com is the place to go, or if you're shopping at Banquet online add one to your cart here http://www.banquetrecords.com/index.jsp?item=11278. Thanks.

We've spent the past few months working on a new album in my garage. It'll be called 'Difficult Season' and released this Autumn, again on the Tshirt Records label. Among the tracks included are:

'Nightbus From Brixton', '07/08: Difficult Season', 'Heartache', 'Jen's a Model (And I'm a Rocker)' and 'Buddy, You Got No Idea'.

We've been playing all these tracks at our shows just lately. Maybe let us know if you saw one of those.

We'll be in touch soon. Ba

posted 7 years ago

Encyclopedia was a rock band band from Yeovil, UK. Benjamin Wood and Oliver Herdsman started Encyclopedia in 2004.

They named the band after the book of the same name. Encyclopedia made an album called 'So Hot Right Now' which was released in the UK on T-Shirt Records (their own label) and in Japan on Littlebird Records.

After the initial two, there were then three more people in Encyclopedia. That's potentially two and a half times more rock 'n' roll. They recorded and toured from 2008 until mid 2009 when they split - but not before releasing another album.

Encyclopedia is: Adam Clements, Oliver Herdsman, Nick Jacobs, S├ębastien Renaud & Benjamin J Wood.

Find out more at myspace.com/encyclopedia

Download MP3s at Bandcamp: http://encyclopedia.bandcamp.com

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CherHarrington (level 37) wrote:
I love the song, love the name, and will definitely download it when it is available :)
7 years ago
cupcakequeen (level 31) wrote:
:o) SUPER FANTASTIC! i am dancing around my office driving everyone crazy thanks to your lovely tune hilary. thanks for fueling my fire. :OD he he
7 years ago
injate (level 28) wrote:
nice Magpies.
7 years ago