He likes this girl
He thinks she's hot
All of his friends know that she's not
Mindless attraction
That's what it is
The mere thought of her makes most guys cringe

Chorus
And she calls herself Victory
She ain't playin' no games
It's diabolical trickery
'Cause she hates everything about him

She’s kind of fat
But he likes it
Her bright orange hair?
An 80’s mullet
Her thunderous voice is to be feared
Plus her teeth stick out her mouth all weird

Chorus

Second Chorus
(He'll chase her....)
To the edge of town
To the edge of the world
To the edge of all that is
To the edge of his wits

Determination
That's what she's got
Her pale white forehead is always tied in knots
She's on a mission
She can't be stopped
Sooner or later she'll get what she wants

Chorus

Second Chorus

She's kind of fat
But he likes it
Her bright orange hair?
An 80's mullet
Her thunderous voice is to be feared
Plus her teeth stick out her mouth all weird