She was painting a cat when I walked in the room
And she said Hello
I said Why paint a cat?
Well it's pointless to ask
Only two more to go

I knew that it was raining 'cause my cheeks were turning red
And the feathers in my head were whirling 'round
Can't we just go out for a while?
I love you but I'm really bored
I know where we can get something to make us smile
Then I won't be so bored

She said
I'd love to go out, but I'm not leaving the house
I'd have to put on my shoes
And then there's that whole getting in the car thing....