I got a new recipe
Wanna come over?
It calls for a lot of ingredients
Also for you

I got a big pot
It's boiling way so hot
Opps, you fell in
Now you're cooking
I think I'll add a couple
more ingredients and
let you simmer for an hour or two.

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I got my wheat flour, got my sifter, got my meat grinder, Mister
I got my oven got my dismount, non-stick on discount
Gonna make a surprise out of plus-size guys
Take those thighs, make meat pies

A cup of sugar
Three bowls of flour
A pinch of salt
Un Dorito
Some Dr. Pepper
Last night's lasagna
Oh baby, And you!

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At your funeral
At least what they are calling your funeral
They can not find your body. Cause I ate it
I met your brother. He's kinda cute.
A little chubby but cute. Just like you were.
I think I might have him over for making some meat pies too
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