This is not a test or an S.O.S.
I am no longer on a quest to get girls undressed
I searched through their hearts and no treasure I found
I'm so lucky this one lets dogs hang around

It's good having somebody good for a change
I thought that no-good, dirty cheats had drove me insane
I had finally given up on love and romance
If I lay down the sword, I'm givin' my innocence

Comin' for your heart like a cannibal
Oh, she lets me right in and I'm fed til I'm full
If somethin' goes wrong, I'm accountable
Oh, a life without her is no life at all
I la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love you, cannibal queen

If she ever left me, I would break down and die
Like Mickey and Piu could bury me alive
Another pretty girl I would love to admire
From a distance, but she's here, so I'll jump in the fire

Comin' for your heart like a cannibal
Oh, she lets me right in and I'm fed til I'm full
If somethin' goes wrong, I'm accountable
Oh, a life without her is no life at all
I la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love you, cannibal queen

Comin' for your heart like a cannibal
Oh, she lets me right in and I'm fed til I'm full
If somethin' goes wrong, I'm accountable
Oh, a life without her is no life at all
I la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-love you, cannibal queen