The world is under attack by L O L Cats, with gats felines with tech9s have us running for our lives it’s raining bullets from the skies right before my eyes their saying “take us to your leader, we can haz his cheeseburger with fries nothing can stop us cause we haz 9 lives” It’s true, and I don’t know about you but I’m planning on panicking ’cause there’s nothing we can do L-O-L CATS! the military… was slow to react cause kittens are so cute and only harm rats and birds and hunt mice in the night I used to laugh out loud but now I cry on the inside Dogs are useless, they can’t learn new tricks my dog’s so old he does commercials for Metamusel but I digress, someone send an S.O.S I’m rolling on the floor in a fight to the death L-O-L Cats El gato quero cheezeburger Oh noes were on a path to ‘ell-o operator please give me 911 Cats conquor the earth…humans on the run *breakdown* someone throw me a curiosity grenade… or a fully automatic water gun… or a spray bottle… or a rolled up newspaper… or something… no, not catnip… why would you give me catnip L Andrew Lloyd Webber for President O his newest broadway play is called “Humans” L I liked it better than cats Cats I will see it again and again El gato quero cheezeburger Oh noes were on a path to ‘ell-o operator please give me 911 Cats conquor the earth…humans on the run I don’t understand why lolCats attacked us not content with being pets now we call them our masters and their laughing as their hacking myspace and twitter posting pictures on flickr, making fun of our vernacular here kitty kitty, here kitty kitty please, I promise not to run if you take off this leash nowhere left to go, nowhere to retreat nom nom nom, and now there’s nothing left to eat
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