Music has ruined my life. At moments when I should have been loving women, I was choosing which CD to put on. At times when I should have been writing essays and dissertations, I was playing guitar.

It is a terrible affliction, and one which sixtyone.com is exacerbating. Anyone wanting to make a charitable donation to my benevolent fund can buy my music by simply typing the word 'gingerjamesfair' into iTunes or by clicking the links to My Piranha and Sagittarius.

I've also posted a collection of unfinished demos, called 'Et Cetera' which can be downloaded for free by clicking here.